Gentle reader,
I had a life altering injury when I was a teen that left me with a few limitations and injuries that still remain. People say “AWW that’s awful, you are so brave/accomplished/sexy”. Well the sexy thing I made up but I say don’t feel sorry for me. Nay [...] Continue Reading…
“You are left handed too, cool”!
That’s what I hear as often as “your handwriting is horrible”. I was born right handed but because of nerve damage I had to learn to use my left and thus my handwriting is not great. Very legible but not great.
Most people are very [...] Continue Reading…
Was it cheap? No.
Is it as big as a brick? Yes.
Does it work? Yes.
Will it cause brain tumors? Probably.
Am I a total and [...] Continue Reading…
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The Dark Knight, catwoman, batman, ra’s al ghul
Catwoman In Batman 3? Depends Who You Listen To
Will we see Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Rachel Dawes in any potential sequel to The Dark Knight? Certain rumors are saying that we will, although she may be going under a much more familiar guise than [...] Continue Reading…
Welcome to Cuil—the world’s biggest search engine. The Internet has grown. We think it’s time search did too.
The Internet has grown exponentially in the last fifteen years but search engines have not kept up—until now. Cuil searches more pages on the Web than anyone else—three times as many as [...] Continue Reading…
Thank the sweet baby Jesus that Barack has the answer to the energy crisis. Why didn’t someone think of this earlier? Just inflate my tires! Until this point I was poking at them with a knife and then cursing at them. When did he come up with this idea? [...] Continue Reading…
I tend to be a kind person, a gentleman of sorts. A goodly fellow well met and a enthusiast of all things nice.
People in Phoenix are driven mad by the heat and might act in a way that they usually wouldn’t.
Case in point, I’m driving down one of [...] Continue Reading…
This is Walmart!My back was killing me. I had just moved into my new house and all the lifting really tweaked my back. I’m not sure why, I was keeping my legs locked and lifting with my groin as I was taught. I took a hand full painkillers and [...] Continue Reading…
THE OBAMA NATION Leftist Politics and the Cult of Personality
Barack Obama stepped onto the national political stage when the then-Illinois State senator addressed the 2004 Democratic National Convention. Soon after Obama was elected to the U.S. Senate, author Jerome Corsi began researching Obamas personal and political background.
Scrupulously sourced with [...] Continue Reading…
Thats right, you heard me I licked it! I licked your iphone before you got it. Remember all the calls you made to me asking if we had the iphone in stock? Recall all the days you kept me late just asking if I knew anything more about it [...] Continue Reading…
This is a list of mugshot photos.
“There are only two thing that are infinite, space and man’s stupidity. I’m not even sure about the first”.
My goal is complete! I am now #1 in Google when you search for “tingle crotch”. This was my whole reason for creating this blog. Thank you for helping me get there. Now I can shut this puppy down and move on.
This is a list of other search terms [...] Continue Reading…
Ok, I know it was a strange first meeting but at least you’ll have a story to tell your girlfriends.
I was at the corner mini-mart after work to get my post work soda. I was parked in the second to last slot. I usually take the farthest slot so [...] Continue Reading…
” Ya can I get 1 chicken sandwich, just the patty and the bun. That’s it. Nothing else on it, just bread and chicken”?
I am a very reasonable man, kinda.
I don’t go to Burger King often but when I do I try to place the same order every time [...] Continue Reading…
What else could go wrong?
Auto-immune disorder that causes me to get painful boils every now and then, been there.
Losing everything that I owned in the last year , child’s play.
Losing my hair and then getting ringworm on my bald head?
That’s a new one. Wow, thats pretty messed up. I [...] Continue Reading…
Is Apple plotting MacBook price cuts?
Speculation is rife that Apple’s murky guidance to analysts earlier this week about falling profit margins means potential good news for consumers: the computer maker will slash prices on MacBooks in the run-up to Christmas. Apple Insider cites Piper Jaffray analyst Gene Muster, who [...] Continue Reading…
Dear space creatures,
I pen this missive in the case that I am ever abducted. I do not wish to infringe on your rights to abduct humans I only wish to set down a few ground rules.
1. No probing of any kind!
2. If you feel the need to abduct [...] Continue Reading…
I am not what one would call a gourmet. Not a gastronomical engineer nor a culinary specialist. My meals are usually ordered through a clowns head of some sort then delivered by a person who’s lack of hygiene is only rivaled by their apathy. But I digress.
I decide that [...] Continue Reading…
I hate the French!
Ya that’s right, I said it.
I don’t know when it started but I recall being 6 and when offered French toast I replied with a hardy “hell no”. As I grew older and learned more about history my disdain for all things French grew. I don’t [...] Continue Reading…
